That guy scares the shite oot o' me!
so does the size of the image !! 
Just to let you guys in on the secret, Ian the farmers wife Cordula is German and she will be testing you all on your German over the weekend 
Is it coz I is Welsh
Welsh and proud
Your all fekin bonkers
ey up our commanding officer bears an uncanny resemblance to Boris the bastard good job we killed him in Russia.good to see you back on the dark side Ive missed your insane leadership.
Yep will be looking to keep my run of straight wins up on this one...mind you ....David as OC UK ....easy meat !
i don't know hes a sneaker bugger pops up were you least expect him
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
does he know how to scream help in english tho? he did a great effort at crying help, nearly crying wolf !! on saturday evening battle of Bryansk - the cry-baby, before the glorious troops of the Reich saved him 
Yep will be looking to keep my run of straight wins up on this one
Same old delusion (I think he means he hasn't lost - not quite the same thing as straight wins)
does he know how to scream help in english tho? he did a great effort at crying help, nearly crying wolf !! on saturday evening battle of Bryansk - the cry-baby, before the glorious troops of the Reich saved him
He was being abused at the time , and was declaring he needed to go into the bushes for a shite or some such nonsence. 
Same old delusion (I think he means he hasn't lost - not quite the same thing as straight wins)
ur Hum .....you have access to the score sheet ....Guy always wins when he plays German commander, even at other peoples games..Hurtgen ...DDay +2 ...and Husky will be no exception .
I'm proud of that record especially since I normally win clutching my gloves and stick instead of a gun 
and course shouting a lot
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
Hehe, Guy's still delusional! Hurtgen - draw, D-Day+ 2 - draw, Eagle - draw, D-Day - loss (HS rescinded leadership to Guy on grounds of ill-heath), only game Guy was a commander with a win was Churchill - 'cos the enemy left. Still, all commanders put in over-egged after-action reports!
Hehe, Guy's still delusional! Hurtgen - draw, D-Day+ 2 - draw, Eagle - draw, D-Day - loss (HS rescinded leadership to Guy on grounds of ill-heath), only game Guy was a commander with a win was Churchill - 'cos the enemy left. Still, all commanders put in over-egged after-action reports!
Absolute twoddle , your loosing it old man .
The records speak for themselves *
DDay + 2 - German win according to Josh at the debreif
Hurtgen - German Win according to Major who's game it was
Churchills- resounding German win
Bulge -Chommers in charge - lost
Arnhem - Chommers in charge - lost
DDay - Hs in charge - lost
Eagles Kermit in charge - draw .
Wotan Kermit in charge - draw
Bryansk is the closest I've come to failure, and even that was a draw .
It's only you who's yet to ever win , and I look forward ot kicking your ass in Scicilly .
So ....there is only one Fuhrer who can lead the forces of the Reich to Victory ..
Ein Volk , ein Reich, Eine Alte !
I can hear the band start up the Panzerleid already , my Panzers are rolling ....the future belongs to me etc ad nauseum.....
* Guy's Patton personality takes over from here onwards
Way too easy to wind up the delusional - and ranting isn't very becoming! (I don't know about Patton, more like Mr H )
I'm just delighted to be able to give players on both sides a great game so that they don't care about winning and losing, they are all winners!
(That way you don't have to fudge the facts to 'prove' a point )
Tut...Tut 
Our Leaders 
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Fumbling for your notebook eh Keith?
Fumbling for your notebook eh Keith?
Cripes, there's two on the case!
* CW mops O'U's brow, wipes traces of foam from corners of his mouth, tightens straps a notch, flicks syringe in a purposeful way having remembered to up the dose *
There, all sorted now. Won't be any more trouble FG, promise! (Until the treatment wears off anyway.)
You best remember Our Motto Ein Folk, Ein Reich, Ein Feldgendarmerie - always watching !!!
heh heh - rank means nothing to the Feldgendarmerie, step out of line and we'll get you 
o thats who watches the watchers but who watches them 
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
SOE and the resistance.
Its why so many feldgedarmerie end up in a ditch on dark nights after a neck massage from piano wire....
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
